2 Inches Of Fury

It’s not the greatest review that could have been. I was expecting this to be nothing short of comedic genius and even though I come nowhere close to it, it’s not a bad review either. Has a few good moments.

I might consider one day doing a game someone has heard of.
But probably not.

Retro gaming is a love of mine - let’s no fuck around here. The very first console I owned was a Sega Master System and it was an amazing console. So I thought I should go back and buy one and all the games for it. This plan is on hold for awhile but found a Top 20 SMS games list which is pretty excellent. I wouldn’t 100% as they are missing some pretty excellent games but a pretty good list none-the-same.

Then I found this link about How the Sega Master System was the most underrated system. Cool story, bro.

I also found a really cool mod of the Sega Game Gear being converted into a TV-based console and made to look like a Sega Master System. It would be an even better mod if the Game Gear had enough games to warrant such a mod past a collectors item.

I also found this; I’m sold!

I have an unnatural obsession for certain things. Certain things give me boners - tits, toasters, Swedish bisexual Tranny hookers…man, I don’t know WHAT it wants sometimes. But the one constant, and that is my love for video games.

So I have been collecting Sega Saturn games and I found this link about Sega Saturn Games We’d Like to see in HD and that list would be pretty fucking good EXCEPT Battle Monsters. That game was shit.
NeoGeo are going to be releasing Neo Geo X which is a Neo Geo handheld system. Being a big fan of Neo Geo, I would love to be able to carry around the games in my pocket and play them when I am not watching porn on my phone.
I also found 3 other devices which looked pretty cool:
The Caanoo which lets you play emulation and is a portable.
An Everdrive which allows you to put SNES ROMs onto an SD card and play it on your SNES. It’s a weird idea because you would have thought anyone who still owns a SNES probably would only want to play the original carts. I still don’t mind emulation but that is only because I couldn’t play it on the actual console.
And a Retrode 2 which allows you to connect up your Genesis/Mega Drive/SNES carts via USB to a PC or the Caanoo I spoke about earlier and play them with the original controllers.

There are three sites that are amazing that I think a lot of people should check out: The Wilderness Downtown, The Exquisite Forest and The Johnny Cash Project. Really - they are worth your time to check out.
Thank me later. Or you could thank me now. I’m easy.

I hate current mainstream music. It takes the focus on real problems away from the public by keeping them entertained with your bullshit shitty music.
“But Oho! It’s catchy!” So is the plague. Get a fucking clue. Maybe I don’t like catchy. Ever thought of that? Maybe I want the most obscure and hardest thing to listen to? You don’t know me.

I also hate reality TV. Want reality? Go outside. You’re welcome. And then they fuse the two, it turns into this beautiful thing that sends me into a flying rage. They did the whole American/Australian Idol thing. They got their stars who made some money out of it and I am sure there are plenty of other people who took a cut from the proceedings and popularity.
Now the X Factor is back in vogue. Which for an Australian audience is confusing. It might be for Americans too (I dunno) but we had this program years ago and it died a quick and painless death because NO ONE WATCHED IT AND GAVE 0 FUCKS ABOUT IT. How did they revive it? Got in some celebs to do the judges and I use that word so very loosely. If this word was a vagina, you could park my GMC Vandura in there. And it was promoted the fuck out of it. I guess they poured a fuck tonne of money into it on the gamble that it would pay off and now it is popular again.

This video is great. This contestant fucking hits it as he shits on Demi Lovato.
“Who is Demi Lovato?” I hear you ask. I don’t know either. If I gave any more than 0 fucks, I would look her up on Wikipedia or something. She has to be a someone surely.

I’m a huge fan of Chuck Norris. In fact, I don’t know many people who aren’t.
Let’s be honest here, you don’t look a day over 40 and you’ve ALWAYS looked like that.

I also don’t follow American politics - ’cause fuck those guys. It’s a two party election plus, I get the general gist of what is happening over there from all the satirical shows I watch that take the piss on American government like the Onion and what have you. But this video from Chuck Norris is either the worst comedy video OR Chuck Norris has lost some credibility with me. It’s not that his political opinion differs from my own and it is something I am starting to see in most famous people is their arguments in politics somehow involves religion which does NOT have a place in politics. As soon as the words “evangelical Christians” was mentioned, I was like, “OK you lost me. You are a nut bag.”

If you want to be in politics, again this is fine (sorta - if that is your bag). It seems Americans really love their religion and this pops up a lot in just about every medium. BUT using religion as a reason to vote against someone is the biggest load of bullshit, ever. How about you discuss the topics of the governor you support is going to address? Talking shit about your opponent only seems to make it fucking crystal clear that I was on the right path to begin with. And 1000 years of darkness? How about your exaggerate more? The world is going to cave in on itself and wipe out the entire human population because YOU are going to vote for Obama, you self-righteous fucks.

Australian politics are far worse at the moment when we also ultimately have a two-party system. The worst part? Both members are the most untrustworthy and unlikable fucks. At least even if you don’t agree with Obama you can turn around and go, “He seems like the nicest guy with a real sense of humor about him and displays it in the right moments”. We have Julia Gillard (or as the Americans pronounce it - Goulard) who couldn’t be more unpopular even if she tried and her opponent? Tony Abbott who is also a Christian nut job who has some real fucked ideas on the world which anyone with even the slightest bit of critical thinking would turn around and go, “HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY GET ELECTED AS LEAD FOR LIBERALS?”
I’m not even a political person in the slightest but every time I raise my head and listen to the shit they squabble about, it’s usually problems that is either bigger than the government that can not be fixed or such small petty shit, it takes away from the big problems no one has a fully comprehensive answer to.

I had this discussion with a friend yesterday - I wonder if it is possible to sue to the Government for misrepresentation? I mean, the government is here to address all the problems, right? They are here to represent the people and we vote them in to come up with solutions, right? So when they decide they’re going to give themselves big pay rises because it’s been a few months since the last one and STILL no progress any on their promises they made almost 4 years ago and the only reason they get re-elected back in is because their opponent is fucking WORSE than the clown we have running the place now, can’t we sue them for not delivering on what they promise? We pay these taxes and while the results are services to our homes like electricity that works when you turn it on the first time and clean water are nice, I see far too often projects that were started by the government that either are aborted because they are no viable OR go through and still become failures, something needs to happen. Most people just think it’s not happening in their backyard so what does it matter? It will get to a point at some stage where the Government will over step the line and by that stage, it will be too late because of all the bills that have been passed all this time that deteriorate your rights down to shutting the fuck up and accepting the status quo like we’ve been doing all this time.

They’re already trying to pass Internet logging for 2 years. It will cost $750mil they believe. That’s a lot of infrastructure. Part of me agrees with keeping tabs on pedos and assisting the police with investigations but realistically what this could turn into is companies suing A LOT of everyday Australians because we are caught pirating anything and everything as we would typically do because everything in Australia is so fucking ridiculously expensive especially when you compare buying games, DVDs, CDs to anywhere overseas for a fraction of the cost. Is it any wonder that Internet purchases are on the increase? ‘Cause it’s cheaper. We DO want own this shit legitimately but you make it so fucking expensive for that to happen and all the major companies still live in the stone age by trying to sue everyone instead of embracing digital media and make this uphill battle I call a dream a reality.

All we need is a kickstarter project to fund something like that indefinitely because the amount of shit it would cause. If we can sue major banks for charging us overdrawing fees for not having the money in the first place, surely this could be put in place.

So this is the video that sparked all of that:

No one gives a fuck that this is only updated when I upload new review. At one stage, this site was going gang busters and entries were coming in hand over fist. I had friends who would read this contently waiting for the next post. Now I can’t get anyone excited about shit. Wah wah.

So I read this story about a Mum who makes irrational decisions based on heresy. Which would be fine except this doctor gave the facts and the woman didn’t care about the facts. She wanted to be given some consoling. Bitch, listen - he will tell you what you want to know and you can make an accurate decision based on these facts. I find it hard to believe anyone would be like this in the world. How do they get by without any idea on how the world works? I don’t have a firm grasp on it either BUT at least I listen and take on board the facts that are presented to me, you daft bitch.