2 Inches Of Fury

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Planking Cops 2 Inches

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I initially thought planking was perhaps the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. What is the point to this? Did it start out as a joke that grew too far out of hand? Yes, it did. And there have even been people who have died from planking. After a rethink, I think it is a great idea. I think we should have national planking day and put it in a part of the year that is nowhere near any old public holidays. Have planking websites…sorry, MORE planking websites. We need more planking merchandise. Lets make top charting songs about planking and how great it is to plank everywhere. But, more importantly above all those other things, we need more people to die from planking. It’s the only way we can be totally sure that the person died was either a major douchebag or incredibly stupid. My biggest problem with this is Planking is done in either a situation too comfortable where everyone can do it or in a stupidly dangerous situation, that you’d be more of a fool than you already are to do it there. Can’t people do something like skateboard which requires talent with the added possibility of braking some pretty important bones in the process? What is the only thing you hurt when you plank? Your self-respect? Your sense of shame? Your entire family’s respect for you on a passing phase? Or at least I hope it is a passing phase.

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Pokemon Black & White Nintendo DS ROMs

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So here is what I have just found out.
You download No$GBA from plenty of spots. The version should be 2.6a or greater.
I also found this version doesn’t have anything in it natively that makes the screen bigger. So on my 1650 x 1050 resolution, the No$GBA window is pathetic. So, there is something else called No$Zoomer. This is an add on which just runs on the top of No$GBA. This only works on version 2.6a of No$GBA or greater.
The ROMs for these two games need to be patched. If they are not, they simply don’t work.
Finding the patched ROMs was hard enough as there are so many sources. And for some reason, they all look dodgy or they took forever to download. 3 hours to download 130MB? Really?

Once you have done that, open Up No$GBA/No$Zoomer.
Go to Utility –> Cheats In the Menu at the top.
Click on add new.
Copy and paste this in:

02006F2C 00000000
02180B8C 00000000

Click on the RAW tickbox. Click on Action Reply DS. Click on OK.
Depending on what version of Pokemon you have will depend on what you do next.

If you have Pokemon White click on add new again. Copy and paste this in:

52004EA0 E8BD01F0
02004EA0 EAFFF25C
E2001800 0000005C
E92D4008 E3A00000
E3A0150E E2811A06
E5810B44 EA5FE9F2
E59F4034 E59F5034
E5845000 E59F4020
E5945000 E59F601C
E1550006 03A05001
05C4500A 03A05000
E1445DB4 E8BD01F0
EA000D95 02180A00
28AAFF1F 037FBFE0
EAA01606 00000000
D0000000 00000000

Click on the RAW tickbox. Click on Action Reply DS. Click on OK.
That will get the game working.

If you have Pokemon Black click on add new again. Copy and paste this in:

52004EA0 E8BD01F0
02004EA0 EAFFF25C
E2001800 0000005C
E92D4008 E3A00000
E3A0150E E2811A06
E5810B44 EA5FE9F2
E59F4034 E59F5034
E5845000 E59F4020
E5945000 E59F601C
E1550006 03A05001
05C4500A 03A05000
E1445DB4 E8BD01F0
EA000D95 021809E0
28AAFF1F 037FBFE0
EAA01606 00000000
D0000000 00000000

Also, if you have trouble saving forget it. I can’t get this function to work. I have seen several things you can try. None of them worked for me.
So, if you want to actually save a game that is going to potentially 80-100 hours long, figure it out. Then leave me a comment on how you did it.
Using snapshots will NOT work as they are only for GBA. Not NDS.
I have also seen the added cheats to get the save game function to work.
Within No$GBA, go to Utility –> Cheats In the Menu at the top.
Click on add new.

If you have Pokemon Black copy and paste this in:

52006f2c fdd8f1d8
02006f2c 00000000
d2000000 00000000
52180b88 42018811
52180b8c 4770d1fc
12180b8c 000046c0
d2000000 00000000

If you have Pokemon White copy and paste this in:

52006f2c fde8f1d8
02006f2c 00000000
d2000000 00000000
52180ba8 42018811
52180bac 4770d1fc
12180bac 000046c0
d2000000 00000000

Neither of these work. Some people have even said the game freezes when you start a new game. To fix this, you need to go Options –> Emulation Setup. Then under NDS-Cartridge Backup Media, choose FLASH 512kbytes. That worked for me. If you leave it on EEPROM 64kbytes like some sites suggest, it freezes up.

There is also a way to convert your save file from Desmume to No$GBA but it does not work in saving games within No$GBA. Open FILE menu and select EXPORT BACKUP MEMORY. Change directory into place which NO$GBA.EXE located. Double click BATTERY folder and type the game name (Example:- Pokemon Black.SAV). Next, change file format from RAW into No$gba Format before click OK. Quit Desmume and enter No$GBA.
This is all the information I have gathered on these two games. If someone can tell me how to get the save working, I would appreciate it. Leave a comment letting me know how.
Thanks.

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Friday, Friday…Something Something…On Friday

Well, you heard here first.
Or second.
Or third. Or any number after third. Maybe you just don’t care.

But Rebecca Black pulled her video from Youtube saying the people at ARK are exploiting her image.
Clearly, not someone bright enough to know how the system works. How do you think anyone gets noticed? They are exploited so they can get the biggest audience. The more people who know who you are, the more you are recognised and the better chance you have at flogging whatever consumerist bullshit you are throwing down our throats.
The funniest part about this is they went from a free youtube video we all laugh at, to a $3 youtube rental. I didn’t even know youtube had such a function but it is clearly not being used by many people. And for all the things they could try and flog, THIS is the video? For fucking real? Man, I should write a fucking horrible song, put it on youtube and make it seem like I am real serious about my art. Make it about something mundane.
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Going Postal

I’ll keep this brief.
Maybe this entry was too brief.
I’ll elaborate.
Just a little bit.
Still too brief. No one knows what I am on about.

I went to the post office to get our (my wife and I) passports. Got there at 9:50AM. Bad timing as far as I was concerned but my wife thought it was fine. There were two separate lines. One for passports, and the other line was for everything else. The other line was moving. Ours was not moving at all. Sonja got impatient very quickly but I knew what we were in for. I had charged my phone so I could play games and read Dilbert while we wait for our passport application to be seen. I knew that two lines only meant one thing.
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The Boogieman / I AM SO SMRAT!

HOLY SHIT! I’ve just come to the conclusion thanks to this link which only confirms that intelligent people drink more alcohol that I must be really smart. I LOVE ALCOHOL! Thusly, I am smart. In fact, with the amount I drink, I must be REALLY smart. I mean, I haven’t been arsed actually reading the entry but I get the general gyst.
Well actually, it says that at either end - really smart people and really stupid people have tendencies to be heavy drinkers. The thing is, I deal with idiotic arseholes all day and I know they all drink.
It also says that if you are intelligent, You are likely to believe more shit like Ghosts, aliens. Which is incorrect. Have you even seen that show Newlyweds? That docile bitch Jessica Simpson is as simple as it gets and if it wasn’t for the fact that she is as hot as the sun, she would have died from stupidity many years ago. The world has its own way of killing the stupid, but I don’t think Darwin’s methods are fast enough. We just need a group of people who can make the decision to see whether the people in front of them are oxygen thieves or actual contributing members of society based on a series of conditions or set of factors. They say if you are intelligent, you can form a set of logically conclusions based on facts (regardless on how illogical those steps may be) to arrive at a conclusion that things would exist. I am not smart but ghosts and aliens? For realsies? When I see one, I’ll let you know. You might as well believe in Santa, the tooth fairy and the boogieman. Oh wait, no exclude the boogieman. That shit is real. I saw him once.

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The Year 2000: Looking to the Future

What People in 1910 thought the year 2000 would be. They took a scene straight out of Harry Potter with the flying-with-wings look. There also seems to be a lot of flying involved in the future and that walking and driving are a thing of the past. It is interesting that they thought they could crush books into our brain through headphones. It was the closest thing to what actually happened apart from aeroplanes rescuing sinking ships. Now, the thing these pictures neglected to take into effect is how long it takes humanity to do anything. When you add the extra dimension of laziness, ego, selfish motivation/greed and lack of responsibility from your workers, we could have done a lot better if those things never existed. I can’t point fingers. None of us can. If we had the opportunity to make a shitload of money at the expense of a group of people…hell, a nation of people, you’d do it in a heartbeat. The only problem is trying to put yourself into a position that allows for that to happen. I guess they only had the foresight to really develop on then-technologies. And it was only 90 years from that point. Maybe they needed better tools to draw a better tomorrow. Might I suggest Photoshop. Or even MS Paint.

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Big-Arsed Boobies!

Guys, I have pics!
This woman has a condition where her boobs keep growing.
Nothing else. Just her boobs.
They are fucking massive BUT is it going to far? Imagine trying to motorboat those babies. You’d drown. And it looks by those photos that she has given up on a bra. She literally has over the shoulder boulder holders. And the fucked/funniest part is she could die from having boobs too big. I know some women who could use even just a slither of tit this. If only boobs were transferable. She got these after having a child but imagine the poor child who has to breast feed from those puppies.
Shame about the face.

Also, some cracker became the youngest grandfather at 29. That is pretty fucked up after you do the maths.

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