So I walked out on stage, turned to my audience, tapped on the mic and announced, “Now, don’t get me wrong. Regardless on every word I express in some kind of cohesive sentence to portray this game as something unworthy of your time, it’s still anything but. What I am saying is if you have the opportunity, buy the HD remake on XBLA ’cause everyone is more likely to have an Xbox 360. And if you do have a Saturn, buy it. Ladies and Gentlemen, my latest review for Super Puzzle Fighter…”