For a reason I can’t quite put my finger on, I really do not like Jamie Oliver. He originally set out as a cooking show showing you what tastes good and is not bad for you. Now he preaches what we should be doing with our lives. I don’t genuinely believe that people are so stupid that they don’t know what healthy food is. Just when you compare it in taste and convenience to take away like KFC and MickyD’s, healthy food sucks.

Anyway, here is a failed experiment: