I am not sure what Tim was looking at before he got onto this but he sent me this via MSN:

An adult penis with an erect length of less than 7 cm or just over 2 inches but otherwise formed normally is referred to in a medical context as having the micropenis condition. The condition affects 0.6% of men.[18] Some of the identifiable causes are deficiency of pituitary growth hormone and/or gonadotropins, mild degrees of androgen insensitivity, a variety of genetic syndromes, and variations in certain Homeobox genes. Some types of micropenis can be addressed with growth hormone or testosterone treatment in early childhood. Operations are also available to increase penis size in cases of micropenis in adults.


You fucking disturb me sometimes, Tim. I don’t even want to know the rest of your browsing habits if this is what you believe is safe to send to me. But then I thought, “A real condition, hey? Let’s punch that shit into Google Images…” and here they are:
I don’t know why that last one turned up when searching Google Images for “Micropenis” but I thought it would be less vomit-inducing than looking at ridiculously tiny cocks all day.