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It was only a matter of time. They have released the i’mwatch. You can see a video of it here. It does everything you could possibly want in a watch - email, SMS, facebook, twitter, weather, host your email contacts on a high res screen. Oh, and it will tell you the time, too. But that is only in the updated revision. Since a watch is joined to your wrist which is joined to your hand, it will literally give you a handjob if you so desire. You just have to wear one while stroking it. Which is what it feels like the makers of the video were doing when they made that video.