Yes, that is right - you can actually buy Bear Semen. It’s an energy drink. I am not making this shit up. Although someone else did and thought it would be a good idea.
A REAL man’s drink - Indeed it is.

There is this site called This Is Why I’m Broke. Before now, I was a tighfisted fucker who refused to spend money on anything except the bare basics (rent, food, booze). BUT, the actual reason was because I couldn’t find enough but AWESOME SHIT TO BUY. Now, I have found that reason. My favourites are: Coffee Table Aquarium, Mini Jelly Fish Tank, The Water Jet Pack, Inflatable 14′ Climbable Iceberg and Interactive Pool Table: