Hi Guys,
I thought I would just let you all know that I have a new charity.
The Charity is called New Feet For Hot Chicks with Ugly Feet. It’s a type of disease that needs to be addressed. Actually, it’s less a disease than it is a syndrome. The world loves hot chicks. This has been well established from the lowest form - a construction worker whistling and shouting, “SHOW US YOUR TITS” as an attractive woman walks past the site to something a little more classy. Say, a woman wearing a cocktail dress at some fancy restaurant. Then a construction worker whistles and shouts, “SHOW US YOUR TITS”.
And it is disappointing, nay, a complete deal breaker when your new girlfriend who is hot as the sun takes off her shoes and has incredibly ugly feet or instead decides to wear those trendy shoes that all the women wear that shows toes or thongs - those seem to be popular too. I don’t know why. I know it makes my penis soft. It’s bad enough you have to put up with her shit. But add ugly feet? Nah, fuck that.
So, donate what you can and we can build a better, more improved society of hot chicks with attractive feet.

I also have another Charity coming up in coming months too which you should all donate to. It’s call Better Personalities for Hot Chicks. Just because they’re perfect on the outside, doesn’t mean they’re perfect on the inside.