I’m a nice guy.
Who am I kidding? I am a giant arsehole.
Lucky for me the world is full of arseholes so in the scheme of things, I am a nice guy.

The new iPhone 4 came out recently and whaddaya know, it had problems. Wait a minute. You mean to tell me a piece of “cutting edge” technology had problems? Since when has ANY technology ever had problems? I am pretty sure Windows has been faultless since its introduction to the mainstream many years ago. The thing that separates an iPhone from an iPod is the ability to make a phone call on it and a few other basic requirements: SMS, MMS…etc. So when you hold the phone and it kills the signal, you take away the phone part away.
Leaving you with an iPod.

Apart from a fucking useless shitty antenna, what other features does the iPhone4 have?
Well, more calls drop out on the iPhone 4G than the iPhone 3GS and proximity sensor was fucked (but is now fixed).Apple announces there is NO software fix for their antenna fuck up which is always awesome. Instead, they are offering a FREE silicon case (also known as a bumper) with all iPhone 4’s to get around their problem. Genius.
I don’t see the problem. I mean, you could buy an iPhone 3GS which has no problems. So instead of recalling your devices, Apple are still flogging them with a solution that only works with a now-mandatory case.

But what most people don’t know is the iPhone is not as fucking revolutionary as everyone believes it. Much like the way Windows plagiarizes every new feature from Linux like its their own handy work, the iPhone steals its ideas from better phones and puts marketing on it in such a way, that every clown eats that shit up and would never think to look around.
What Apple have done is nothing new. They take your tasks you wish to perform on the go and make it so fucking simple, that anyone with an opposable thumb to be able to use it. They make everything accessible to even the technology laymen. And make it look really pretty.

But it turns out, that it is not just the iPhone which is popular. Just about any phone which is half decent seems to sell quick. But as you can tell from this comprehensive review, the only thing they mention which means shit to me is the display has been improved. When you have a shitty antenna, it sorta makes the whole nice display look fucking retarded. If it wasn’t for a vicious, wildly competitive and company-busting market the iPhone 4 wouldn’t exist for some time. I mean, they wouldn’t feel the need to force a new, dodgy product onto the network.

However, not is all lost. WOO! It does look quite good for us, the consumer. A competitive market is exactly what we want. It is the only thing that makes companies push harder for better products at cheaper prices. The only problem we could ever face is if all the companies in one market decide to be total fuckers and give EVERYONE poor service, make something incredibly expensive and give us a poor product. That there is the trifecta.