I found some great jokes. So great in fact, they were TOO great NOT to share with you.
And by great, I mean fucking woeful.

Two Antennas got married - the wedding was lousy, but the reception was outstanding.

Two atoms are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Wait, wait, we have to go back. I’ve lost an electron somewhere.”
The second atom says, “Really? Are you sure?”
To which the first atom replies, “Yes. I’m positive.”

5 year old: “Mom, can I sleep with jumper cables under my pillow?”
Mom: “Ok, but you have to promise not to start anything.”

The red wire said to the black wire “Why are you so sad?”
The black wire replied “I’ve been grounded.”

Little motor: “Grandpa, why do you have 4 wires and I only have two?”
Big motor: “That’s just a phase that’s going through you.”

There was the engineer that was putting sea water in his batteries without the boss knowing. He was arrested for salt-in-battery. Even though the charge wouldn’t hold up, he is sitting in his cell serving two current sentences.