I am gullible. Add being a tad slow into the mix, and you have Bamercize.
I saw this ad:


The first part of the ad was standard shit I don’t care about. Yes, it cleans. I am happy for you. I mean, why would you sell me a product that wouldn’t do what its sole purpose is?
Anyway, I saw the second part and thought Bamercize ACTUALLY existed and almost fucking wet myself in anticipation of writing an entry about such a thing.
Anyway, the ad agency won this time and got the last laugh. But next time you fuckers slip up, my website will be here to mock your every move.
http://uncyclopedia. … a.com/wiki/Bamercize
http://www.bamercise.com.au