I found this site www.stumbleupon.com years ago and never really paid much attention to it since I had better things to do. Like a man seeking affection and a $10 hooker I went back and spent all of an hour or two on it seeing if there is anything out there in the world that I have missed or yet to stumble upon.
Sadly, these are the best of the best (from the millions of links I trawled through):

12 Facts About Star Wars You Probably Don’t Know
Regardless on knowing or not, my care factor was fucking so low it wasn’t even going to make the cut here. It’s just to show you the quality of shit I “stumbleupon”. So far, piss poor start.

A little online game which is alright.

Simple time waster game.

I suck at this game but film buffs, you can’t really go past it to test out your knowledge.

A Bachelor of the Fine Arts


http://www.slightlyw … ercoasterfunnies.htm

Exciting Links for Boring Days in No Particular Order
Exciting? No. Interesting? Yes. And I will blog about them assuming you don’t beat me to this link first.

http://weirdthingsha … lltime.blogspot.com/
I like weird things. I’m a weird person. This would one of a very select few blogs I’d bother reading if it were still updated.

Nice way to start your homepage - by offering so many links, it confuses the user into submission. Brilliant. Although if you want to waste a rediculous amount of time at work, it works well.

50 Londoners, 1 Question
I would say this is thought provoking but it just goes to show that, generally speaking, people’s imagination sucks. That is to put it technically. Nice accompanying song to the video, though.

25 Motivational Posters
I’m a man who loves his motivational posters. We all get 100s in the email. Why not link you to another 25 you’ve probably already seen? Even if you haven’t seen one of them, I just made it all worth while.

Handsome Men’s Club
Proof that in order for Jimmy Kimmel to be funny, he requires other more talented people to help him do comedy. I should get my own show in America ’cause if the unfunny Jimmy Kimmel can do it, anyone can.

Website devoted to IRC chat. Sometimes the nerd factor is too high for my enjoyment. But sometimes, they get the right balance.

<riffic> its the year 3030
<Mindless> 3030? Shit I’m late for work

Some Trivia
I can’t say for sure whether any of this is true but I can confirm that

The study of stupidity is called ‘monology’.

is incorrect. According to the free dictionary, Monology is:
1. The habit of soliloquizing, or of monopolizing conversation. 2. the art of performing monologues.
If it were true, I would be interested in the study of stupidity I guess but you also take the risk of becoming more stupid yourself.

50 Most Interesting Articles on Wikipedia
I don’t know if it is entirely true as even going through all of Wiki to be 100% absolutely positive that you’ve found all 50 most interesting would be impossible. I spent hours on Wiki one day…HOURS and noticed that I went through only 4 or 5 really long entries. You time that by the amount of pages Wiki has (if you look at their home page on Wiki, not even Wiki knows how many pages in English it has) and that is a number I can’t even calculate. If we take 3 228 000 pages, and on average it would take 1 minute to read an entire article, it would still take you 53 800 hours (2241.67 days / 6.14 years). And by the time you read all those articles, you would then have to deduct more time to narrow it down to just 50. However, even if you find just 1 interesting link means, that is 1 more thing you didn’t know about the world.

Real Life Kwik-E-Mart
I love Jasper Beardly in the window. I love that it offers nothing but sugary foods and bread (which could also be possibly full of sugar). But while looking through the photos and seeing the fat bastards line up, I see a MickeyD’s in the background of one of the photos and it reminded me of this very funny quote from the Simpsons (which is a reference to Pulp Fiction):

Lou: I went to the McDonald’s over in Shelbyville the other day.
Chief Wiggum: The Mc-what?
Lou: Yeah, I never heard of it either but they say they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Hmm… Must’ve sprung up over night.
Lou: But you know, it’s the little differences.
Chief Wiggum: Example.
Lou: Well, at a McDonald’s you can get a Krusty Burger with cheese. But they don’t call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Get out. What do they call it?
Lou: A “Quarter Pounder” with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: “Quarter Pounder” with cheese? Well, I can see the cheese but? do they have Krusty’s “Partially Gelatinated, Non-Dairy, Gum-Based Beverages”?
Lou: Yeah, they call them “shakes.”
Eddie: Huh. “Shakes.” You don’t know what you’re gettin’.

http://www.switched. … vive-the-apocalypse/
This is actually one of the very few interesting links that came out of the amount I waved through. While it is interesting, there is one flaw to this article. Do I buy these now in preparation of the apolocalypse or will I buy them when I know for sure the apocalypse is coming? Because if I was like everyone else does at Christmas time, I would leave everything to the last fucking minute. The apocalypse would be here and I would, “Ok, time to buy some gear. I have bookmarked this link. Now, just waiting for the page to loa…oh. Internet is not working. OH THAT’S RIGHT…the apocalypse is here. Well, I guess I am fucked.

USB Porn Detector
Apart from possibly being buggy in finding such filth on one’s computer, I want something that doubles and triples my current stash of porn for when the missus is out of action. I know you’re laughing at me instead of with me on this one but, c’mon guys we ALL do it.

http://www.salon.com … 2/trololo_man_speaks
If you live under a rock of Utah, you probably are not aware of the Trolololol guy. Biggest viral sensation. Have him on repeat for 20 minutes. Thank me later.