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“SWEDISH tourism bodies have been swamped with inquiries from millions of men captivated by a mythical town rumoured to be home to 25,000 sex-mad lesbians.”

I see a few flaws. Yes, they could not hide such a tale for 150 years.

“Many of the town’s female residents became lesbians “because they could not suppress their sexual needs…”

Oh right and Asian men are the ones who are going to take care of their sexual needs with their 1 inch, stub-of-a-cock? You will need 4 or 5 Asian men just for these women to feel something.

Have you seen any Swedish women? I have. On the Internet. Usually doing stuff to each other or to some extremely lucky men. And they have completely unrealistic body shapes and beauty. I didn’t have any real point to this paragraph. Just leaving you all with that mental picture. Once you’re done, thank me.

JUST to be on the safe side, I am writing this entry from an airplane I have hi-jacked. I am gunna Google Earth this bastard and I will see you on the other side of massive sex orgy.

As for the section where it says I will be beaten half to death if I try to find this tribe of primal sexual beauties, that seems to be a pretty good consolation prize.