I dunno what happened. The emo explosion happened circa 1999/2000 and TBS were at the forfront. I mean sure, they were no Sunny Day Real Estate. But you had bands like Thursday, Thrice or My Chemical Romance who were the initial bands who rode the wave of fashion and these guys release an EP at that time. They followed up in 2002 with the hugely popular album, “Tell All Your Friends”. They’ve done 2 albums since which are both limiting and uninspiring. I mean, it is no William Hung album. But you could never fool me again into hearing one or two tracks from both albums to confirm they indeed still suck.
Their new album is due next Tuesday. I am not happy or excited about it. But I can imagine the kind of scene kid who would turn up to a gig of theirs, hang around for awhile to be seen and then disappear after a song or two has been played. They’re out there. I am making a prediction that it was suck harder than a 1200w vacuum on my dick.
If you have an ugly urge, I would suggest masturbation. But failing that, you can see what allmusic has to say about it.
Crap.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 - 09:27:42
Taking Back Sunday - New Again. When I first heard about this album on the bands blog half a year ago I almost wet my pants… I lie I did wet myself. Badly, I was at work and had to wear an adult diaper the rest of the day. There was a warm sensation, and then cold, the air conditioner was set far to cold that day. The warmth I felt was an overriding sense of emo-ness that I could only achieve properly if I did the dirty and release my bladder.
But enough about that. Taking Back Sunday, or TBS as myself and my emo fraternity like to call them, have been powerhouse of great indy anthems for almost a decade now. With hit after hit and stylish emo cuts after cuts, TBS have come from humble beginnings to one of even humbler endings. And this new album will only strengthen the 2 pounds of hair gel applied to my flowing emo locks, sure my fringe needed council building approval but it was well worth it. Will this album be better than Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge by fellow emo rockers My Chemical Romance? This reader says yes. And has already preordered 10 cds from Amazon and has his dick out ready to masturbate when they finally each go into 10 separate boom boxes and play is hit in unison with my fellow emo friends who all have their hands on their dicks ready to ROCK!
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 - 10:13:05
I thought maybe if i didn’t cut my hair for 6 months that maybe i too could be emo, but then i realised that being emo is all about cutting…
Tuesday, June 2, 2009 - 08:27:53
cutting….? I take it you mean pubes? Emos love the clean shaven 10 year old look, so does the B man.