2 Inches Of Fury

Something Worth Reading.


Wow, I don’t even know where to start with this one.
The fact that is sucks LESS means it still sucks. And this video? Helps nothing. The only reason the kid in the video says it sucks less was some shit about adding new Karaoke standards and HTML6 implementation which is bullshit or fucking useless.

How about you make a browser that doesn’t suck at all? Adding extensions and customisable interface are probably a good start. IE has already implemented good features other browsers initially created.

The kid makes the point that IE is simply used to download better browsers. And this video does nothing except really support that movement. If this was made by Microsoft - HUGE FUCKING FAIL. Progress is not something you want to advertise unless it is indeed something major. Or something we weren’t already thinking. The only reason why IE is used is for the computer laymen and you don’t need to convince him/her.

Why would you promote your shitty browser? It’s not like the better browsers cost money, either. The only thing better about IE 10 from what I can see is it is now no longer a laggy piece of shit software. I still wouldn’t touch it with a 10 foot clown pole.

Not to mention this is IE10. This is the 10th fucking attempt at this and you’re only advertising progress? I feel like I am being trolled here. This shit is not real - surely. Someone made this video as a way to fuel the flames of discontent. How many versions of this fucking shitty browser are you going to make before it simply catches up to the rest of the crowd? All those memes of how this browser is shit still stands with IE10.

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Animal Disappointment

I found this too:
Animals Who Are Extremely Disappointed in You
OK so I like cutesy shit. Just be aware that these pictures might end up in a review in the not so distant future.

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Emptying My Sack er…Mail Sack. From my Inbox. Inbox Mail Sack. You know What I mean.

I’ve had an email in my inbox from the dark ages and have been casually ignoring it until I could be fucked doing anything. Now I am rushing to just post this because I am working on a new review! WOO!

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You’ve got funds.

Is this site even active anymore? Hardly. I had these plans but they all went to shit when I ran out of time to do anything. I am working on reviews inbetween procrastinating. And I don’t even have much time to do them. On top of that, I was experiencing mic issues for my reviews so I am waiting on a new mic.

I have like 10 reviews on the boil. I have played the games, I have written the reviews - I just have to record them all and edit them and present them in an appealing way. I’m also trying to work out the best method of recording my PSP games. I like constancy in my work so I don’t want to write a review that is rushed as I have done something close to it already and all it does is get me angry at myself that I have let myself and everyone else who watches them down.

So to make up for a lack of fucking everything if anyone still reads anything from this site anymore, here is a song by ELO that I have been listening to tonnes:

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Just Amazing

There are three sites that are amazing that I think a lot of people should check out: The Wilderness Downtown, The Exquisite Forest and The Johnny Cash Project. Really - they are worth your time to check out.
Thank me later. Or you could thank me now. I’m easy.

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Who the Fuck Is Demi Lovato?

I hate current mainstream music. It takes the focus on real problems away from the public by keeping them entertained with your bullshit shitty music.
“But Oho! It’s catchy!” So is the plague. Get a fucking clue. Maybe I don’t like catchy. Ever thought of that? Maybe I want the most obscure and hardest thing to listen to? You don’t know me.

I also hate reality TV. Want reality? Go outside. You’re welcome. And then they fuse the two, it turns into this beautiful thing that sends me into a flying rage. They did the whole American/Australian Idol thing. They got their stars who made some money out of it and I am sure there are plenty of other people who took a cut from the proceedings and popularity.
Now the X Factor is back in vogue. Which for an Australian audience is confusing. It might be for Americans too (I dunno) but we had this program years ago and it died a quick and painless death because NO ONE WATCHED IT AND GAVE 0 FUCKS ABOUT IT. How did they revive it? Got in some celebs to do the judges and I use that word so very loosely. If this word was a vagina, you could park my GMC Vandura in there. And it was promoted the fuck out of it. I guess they poured a fuck tonne of money into it on the gamble that it would pay off and now it is popular again.

This video is great. This contestant fucking hits it as he shits on Demi Lovato.
“Who is Demi Lovato?” I hear you ask. I don’t know either. If I gave any more than 0 fucks, I would look her up on Wikipedia or something. She has to be a someone surely.

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Chuck Fucking Norris Gets Political.

I’m a huge fan of Chuck Norris. In fact, I don’t know many people who aren’t.
Let’s be honest here, you don’t look a day over 40 and you’ve ALWAYS looked like that.

I also don’t follow American politics - ’cause fuck those guys. It’s a two party election plus, I get the general gist of what is happening over there from all the satirical shows I watch that take the piss on American government like the Onion and what have you. But this video from Chuck Norris is either the worst comedy video OR Chuck Norris has lost some credibility with me. It’s not that his political opinion differs from my own and it is something I am starting to see in most famous people is their arguments in politics somehow involves religion which does NOT have a place in politics. As soon as the words “evangelical Christians” was mentioned, I was like, “OK you lost me. You are a nut bag.”

If you want to be in politics, again this is fine (sorta - if that is your bag). It seems Americans really love their religion and this pops up a lot in just about every medium. BUT using religion as a reason to vote against someone is the biggest load of bullshit, ever. How about you discuss the topics of the governor you support is going to address? Talking shit about your opponent only seems to make it fucking crystal clear that I was on the right path to begin with. And 1000 years of darkness? How about your exaggerate more? The world is going to cave in on itself and wipe out the entire human population because YOU are going to vote for Obama, you self-righteous fucks.

Australian politics are far worse at the moment when we also ultimately have a two-party system. The worst part? Both members are the most untrustworthy and unlikable fucks. At least even if you don’t agree with Obama you can turn around and go, “He seems like the nicest guy with a real sense of humor about him and displays it in the right moments”. We have Julia Gillard (or as the Americans pronounce it - Goulard) who couldn’t be more unpopular even if she tried and her opponent? Tony Abbott who is also a Christian nut job who has some real fucked ideas on the world which anyone with even the slightest bit of critical thinking would turn around and go, “HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY GET ELECTED AS LEAD FOR LIBERALS?”
I’m not even a political person in the slightest but every time I raise my head and listen to the shit they squabble about, it’s usually problems that is either bigger than the government that can not be fixed or such small petty shit, it takes away from the big problems no one has a fully comprehensive answer to.

I had this discussion with a friend yesterday - I wonder if it is possible to sue to the Government for misrepresentation? I mean, the government is here to address all the problems, right? They are here to represent the people and we vote them in to come up with solutions, right? So when they decide they’re going to give themselves big pay rises because it’s been a few months since the last one and STILL no progress any on their promises they made almost 4 years ago and the only reason they get re-elected back in is because their opponent is fucking WORSE than the clown we have running the place now, can’t we sue them for not delivering on what they promise? We pay these taxes and while the results are services to our homes like electricity that works when you turn it on the first time and clean water are nice, I see far too often projects that were started by the government that either are aborted because they are no viable OR go through and still become failures, something needs to happen. Most people just think it’s not happening in their backyard so what does it matter? It will get to a point at some stage where the Government will over step the line and by that stage, it will be too late because of all the bills that have been passed all this time that deteriorate your rights down to shutting the fuck up and accepting the status quo like we’ve been doing all this time.

They’re already trying to pass Internet logging for 2 years. It will cost $750mil they believe. That’s a lot of infrastructure. Part of me agrees with keeping tabs on pedos and assisting the police with investigations but realistically what this could turn into is companies suing A LOT of everyday Australians because we are caught pirating anything and everything as we would typically do because everything in Australia is so fucking ridiculously expensive especially when you compare buying games, DVDs, CDs to anywhere overseas for a fraction of the cost. Is it any wonder that Internet purchases are on the increase? ‘Cause it’s cheaper. We DO want own this shit legitimately but you make it so fucking expensive for that to happen and all the major companies still live in the stone age by trying to sue everyone instead of embracing digital media and make this uphill battle I call a dream a reality.

All we need is a kickstarter project to fund something like that indefinitely because the amount of shit it would cause. If we can sue major banks for charging us overdrawing fees for not having the money in the first place, surely this could be put in place.

So this is the video that sparked all of that:

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Facts and the Flu Shot

No one gives a fuck that this is only updated when I upload new review. At one stage, this site was going gang busters and entries were coming in hand over fist. I had friends who would read this contently waiting for the next post. Now I can’t get anyone excited about shit. Wah wah.

So I read this story about a Mum who makes irrational decisions based on heresy. Which would be fine except this doctor gave the facts and the woman didn’t care about the facts. She wanted to be given some consoling. Bitch, listen - he will tell you what you want to know and you can make an accurate decision based on these facts. I find it hard to believe anyone would be like this in the world. How do they get by without any idea on how the world works? I don’t have a firm grasp on it either BUT at least I listen and take on board the facts that are presented to me, you daft bitch.

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