I like Mike Judge. Well, I don’t know that for a fact but I do love what he creates - Office Space, Beavis and Butthead, King of the Hill…that movie with that…that guy who is the brother of Owen Wilson. Uh…Luke Wilson? Yeah, the one without the fucked nose but no stage presence or memorable performances except maybe Old School? Wait. Was he in that? I think so. And that promising premise but ultimately abysmal failure My Super Ex-Girlfriend. He was in that too I think. Look at you Luke, you cocky prick. You’ve turned this homage to Mike Judge all about you now because your bland acting and unengaging EVERYTHING you do. I mean, Mike Judge has had a dud or two but a rare miss is far forgiveable than the mundane bullshit you throw at everyone like monkeys throw their poop.

Looking back on the last paragraph, I am still a little confused on how I went from amazing Mike Judge to poop. I’d bet my left nut it probably has something to do with that ever-dull Luke Wilson. It’s the only possibly proxy.