Gamers Play With Girls
Man, this story was too fucking good to leave well enough alone. You can just imagine that the human race will make themselves extinct by being too distracted to procreate. Maybe this is the new contraception - fuck the pill and you won’t need condoms because children will be too busy playing video games with each other.
But they are getting women-starved men to shell out money to play video games with women. You can imagine how the wedding video is gunna go:

“So there I was alone in my room and I shelled out $20 to play some Tekken Tag Tournament with a woman. Little did I know it would blossom into this. We got talking and it turns out she liked Tekken as well! What are the odds? I mean, she doesn’t play video games anymore. But as you can see, our wedding is Tekken-themed. I am Jin and my wife is dressed like Nina. Purrererer. My outfit comes with a built in scientific calculator and my asthma puffer.”

But I can only think that there is three sorts of women that would even bother entering a venture like this. Viciously ugly ones, women in it for the money and the woman from that scene of Family Guy where a man and a woman are having dinner and the woman says pre-emptively in desperation, “Me and one egg are having a great time. HEH HEH.”
But I shouldn’t be so harsh because it is another way for men and women to meet. Not bars, the gym, clubs, sporting venues, workplace, MSN chatrooms or any one of a hundred different dating websites. I would have thought you’re not trying particularly hard to meet a woman. Especially if you have to shell out for it like some sort of escort service for your whores. On the upside, you are now skilled enough you can wank and talk to her on your headset without her knowing what you are doing.

Her: Brad? Hello? What are you doing?
You: Sorry, just getting a moist towellette. I thought you won. But it seems we both did.

Top 10 New Places to Meet Women!
Let’s break these 10 places down into a thing called REALITY.
Unless you’re a giant fruit who likes getting into situations that have women automatically assume you’re a giant homo or you are a drunk, I would automatically disregard the first 5 ideas (10-5 - except which could work as long as neither of you lie about how you look). The people I work with (and there’s plenty of them) have about as much culture as Culture Club did back in the 80s. So the chance of meeting many men in places like these is few.
Doing community service? Really? I am sure you will find some gems in the rough there.

You: What are you in here for?
Her: Stabbing a guy 12 times in the back with a flathead screw driver.
You: Oh. I see. So…got a sister?

I know they mean volunteer work which is possible to meet people, definately. But in this day and age, who can be fucked? If people are not going to extend themselves at work, what chance of that happening outside of work?
Organised trips? This would suggest that you know guys who know women who can hook a brudda up. And what happens if all your friends know the same amount of voluptuous women you do (none)? This is commonly known as a sausage fest.
Social media websites seems to be the only viable option. But isn’t that the same as option 7?

Most Watched Woman in Australia on Youtube
I’ve never seen this video before in my life. I don’t see the attraction. It’s ok but I’ve seen funnier. How does that translate to 224 million views? People are fucking retarded. I sometimes wish this site gained more attention so I could tell them how retarded they all are and start the biggest flame war in Internet history. At the same time, I am jealous that some woman in Sydney is living it up being a youtube celebrity and earning my weekly wage in a day from ads in youtube. Maybe there is something to this web thing after all.

Australia is no longer the cheapest place for iPods
This news story had I’m a giant knob with nothing to write about written all over it. With the invention of the Interwebs, they can order their iPod from overseas and it would be still cheaper to ship it back to the US? I highly doubt that this would somehow be cheaper. Plus, what about areas like China or Hong Kong where everything is cheap?

Moron Quits Politics
Not quits, retires. This guy clearly had such little on his plate he decided to aim his fire at certainly violent video games and ban them from entering into the country. It shits me RIGHT OFF when some fucker in Government believes it is up to him to dictate what we can and what we can’t do. In the same breath, people are so fucking retarded that instead of taking responsibility, they would blame the Government for not taking action instead of being a responsible fucking parent. Let’s be honest, how much can there really be done as a South Australian Attorney-General? Snowtown happened years ago, fucker. Move on.

“No other Labor MP in South Australia or the Liberal shadow attorney-general agreed with Mr Atkinson’s stance,” said Rob Jenkins

This is because not only does no one give a shit but you’re fucking out line and just plain wrong.

Jamie Oliver in Tears
There was a part of me inside that enjoyed this story far too much. He is a man with a can-do attitude (which is great and not the attribute that makes me dislikes him) but what I enjoy about this story is that the people who needed the help didn’t want to change their ways. It is a lose/lose situation for both parties. Oliver gets told where to go when he gets all preachy on how to be a health nut and serves him right. He had their best interest at heart which is a good thing but maybe walking in and thinking you own the fucking place by telling people how to live their lives might be slightly intrusive.
Jamie, don’t think you can save the world. Some people can’t be saved due to their own stupidity and the only reason you were able to help so many before is they acknowledged they needed it. These people don’t see anything wrong with eating fucking pizza for breakfast and being obese. Yes, it is close minded to believe that you were gunna feed them nothing but rabbit food but people do not like change. I should know, I’m one of them. Plus, I hate being told what to do like an authoritive figure. It was a two-way street of ignorance. Jamie believed he could walk in and tell these people how to live healthy (with the best intensions of course) and the other side of the fence believed this fucker walked in telling them all to go make drastic changes to their life like some law. And then poor Jamie gets a shock when they don’t want to conform to his way of thinking.
Maybe there is a perfectly good reason why it is the most obese place on the planet?