2 Inches Of Fury

This looks like an excellent concept if ever there was one. And a little bit racist, really.
I’d be keen to see this shit.

While I have made mention about One Direction already and that talking about them again seems like subconsciously I am somehow trying to promote their shitty music but they are all easy comedy cannon fodder. It doesn’t take two brain cells to figure out that these kids have no idea on what is going on and singing about a girl seems suspiciously like overcompensation for their own sexuality. By which I mean they’re gay. So very gay.

When I listen to music, it generally invokes an emotion and any good song will invoke an emotion or a memory (which is also linked to an emotion) which you find positive, generally. Even if that is anger or a negative emotion, it is one that is either relateable or situational to something that you feel is a good thing.
I only had to watch this once to get a solid laugh out of it. Mission accomplished. Would I watch this again? Who the fuck am I? A 12 year girl? Hardly. It almost seems like 12 year old girls are so emotional and hormone driven that it effects their taste in music to an embarrassing degree. I get they’re impressionable but there has to be a point where you become constructive and starting thinking critically about everything you do. Is this really the best music for me? I still listen to all the music I listened to growing up.

New episode/review.

HOLY CRAP!

So I submitted a few videos to youtube for this whole Carters Retro Reviews thing and even now I am not 100% with my efforts to date. But I submitted it to reddit to get the word out there. Anyway, it only happened today but I must have kicked a midget during a full moon while soliciting sex to a unicorn while feeding an amputee a slice of cheese for youtube to automatically generate a feed of videos that I link on my site. So you can scribe there if you can be fucked but ultimately, those videos really mean two bits of dick all without my witty and unique take on each video. Which usually consists of get-your-head-out-of-your-arsehole and join the real world you self-deluded freaks. Me included. And you are all here for the ride and journey I take you all on.

So perhaps the 3.5 years of posting videos, pictures and just shittin into the wind about anything has been enough. Maybe I should have just posted this into reddit 3.5 years ago to get a bigger audience. Who knows. I will make a prediction that one of two things happens: 1. Nothing; everything will stay the same or 2. I will be popular as fuck almost to the point of being pointed out on the street or 3. Something in between. So I guess that is 3 things and all the options are out on the table now.

Before you ask, yes I will be adding every video I make. Man, these things take time to make just like any entry I make for the site.

You smug bitch.

SO FUCKING CUTE.

Shoulda became a Government official. They seem to have immunity.